YOU SAID:

Truly, the best thing I could find was a water bottle full of pee and a dog with a hat had a really fun time molesting a piece of bread.

INTO JAPANESE

本当に、私が見つけた最高のものはおしっこでいっぱいの水のボトルで、帽子をかぶった犬はパンをいじくり回すのが本当に楽しい時間でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Indeed, the best thing I found was a bottle of water full of pee, and a dog with a hat was a really fun time tinkering with bread.

INTO JAPANESE

確かに、私が見つけた最高のものはおしっこでいっぱいの水のボトルであり、帽子をかぶった犬はパンをいじるのは本当に楽しい時間でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Indeed, the best thing I found was a bottle of water full of pee, and a dog with a hat was a really fun time tinkering with bread.