YOU SAID:
True story real life, the only guardian I have is me I'll kill myself with a pitchfork
INTO JAPANESE
実話実生活、私が持っている唯一の後見人は私が熊手で自分を殺すつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
True story real life, the only guardian I have is I will kill myself with a rake
INTO JAPANESE
実話実生活、私が持っている唯一の保護者は私が熊手で自分を殺すということです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
True story, the only guardian I have is that I kill myself with a rake
INTO JAPANESE
実話、私が持っている唯一の後見人は私が熊手で自分を殺すということです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
True story, the only guardian I have is that I kill myself with a rake
That didn't even make that much sense in English.