YOU SAID:
True friends stab you in the front
INTO JAPANESE
真の友人は前に刺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
True friends are stinging ago the
INTO JAPANESE
真の友人は前に刺すような
BACK INTO ENGLISH
True friends are like a prick ago
INTO JAPANESE
真の友人が前に刺すような
BACK INTO ENGLISH
True friends are like a prick ago
That didn't even make that much sense in English.