YOU SAID:
Trash pandas eat trash and pandas do not eat trash but racoons do and racoons are trash pandas so pandas do and do not eat trash
INTO JAPANESE
ゴミパンダはゴミを食べますが、パンダはゴミを食べませんが、アライグマはゴミパンダなので、パンダはゴミを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Garbage pandas eat garbage, but pandas don't eat garbage, but raccoons are garbage pandas, so pandas eat garbage.
INTO JAPANESE
ガベージパンダはガベージを食べますが、パンダはガベージを食べませんが、アライグマはガベージパンダなので、パンダはガベージを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Garbage pandas eat garbage, but pandas don't eat garbage, but raccoons are garbage pandas, so pandas eat garbage.
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