YOU SAID:
touch my badonkadonkdonk
INTO JAPANESE
私の badonkadonkdonk をタッチします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Touch my badonkadonkdonk.
INTO JAPANESE
私の badonkadonkdonk をタップします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tap the my badonkadonkdonk.
INTO JAPANESE
タップ、私の badonkadonkdonk。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Badonkadonkdonk on tap, I.
INTO JAPANESE
タップ、Badonkadonkdonk 私。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tap, Badonkadonkdonk I.
INTO JAPANESE
タップ、Badonkadonkdonk 私。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tap, Badonkadonkdonk I.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.