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tori and ashly are too drunk to hold a conversation with me

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鳥と灰のように酔って私と会話できない

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I can't talk to me drunk like birds and ashes

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鳥や灰のように酔って話せない

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I can't talk drunk like a bird or ash

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私は鳥や灰のように酔って話すことはできません

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I can not speak drunk like birds and ashes

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私は鳥や灰のように酔って話すことはできません

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I can not speak drunk like birds and ashes