YOU SAID:
Top of the morning to you, ladies!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、女性に朝のトップ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The very top of the morning!
INTO JAPANESE
朝の一番!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Top of the morning!
INTO JAPANESE
朝のトップ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Top of the morning!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.