YOU SAID:
Top of the morning to you laddies my name is jacksepticeye
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前は jacksepticeye laddies する朝の上
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is jacksepticeye laddies that morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前は jacksepticeye laddies その日の朝です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is jacksepticeye laddies that morning.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.