YOU SAID:
Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name's Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Papers Please!
INTO JAPANESE
屋上の皆さんへ!私の名前はJacksepticeyeで、ペーパーズプリーズへようこそ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To everyone on the roof! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to Papers Please!
INTO JAPANESE
屋根の上のみんなに!私の名前はJacksepticeyeです。ペーパーズプリーズへようこそ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To everyone on the roof! My name is Jacksepticeye. Welcome to Papers Please!
INTO JAPANESE
屋根の上のみんなに!私の名前はJacksepticeyeです。 Papers Pleaseへようこそ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To everyone on the roof! My name is Jacksepticeye. Welcome to Papers Please!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.