YOU SAID:
Tony is the most failure and is communism and hates puppies and eats babies with sauce on pizza
INTO JAPANESE
トニーはほとんど失敗と共産主義し子犬を嫌っている、ピザのソースと赤ちゃんを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tony rarely fail and Communist and hates puppies and eat their pizza with baby
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