YOU SAID:

Tomorrow is today and today is actually yesterday, so in conclusion goodnight because I peed the bed.

INTO JAPANESE

明日は今日、今日は実は昨日なので、おしっこをしておやすみなさい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Tomorrow is today, today is actually yesterday, so pee and good night.

INTO JAPANESE

明日は今日、今日は実は昨日なので、おしっこおやすみなさい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Tomorrow is today, today is actually yesterday, so good night pee.

INTO JAPANESE

明日は今日、今日は実は昨日なので、おやすみなさい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Tomorrow is today, today is actually yesterday, so good night.

INTO JAPANESE

明日は今日、今日は実は昨日なので、おやすみなさい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Tomorrow is today, today is actually yesterday, so good night.