YOU SAID:
Tomorrow I'm gonna kick off my naked eclipse AND take off my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
明日は私のズボンを脱ぐと私の裸の eclipse をキックオフするとつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is going to kick off tomorrow I take off my pants and my naked eclipse.
INTO JAPANESE
それが起こっているキックオフに明日私私のズボンと私の裸の eclipse を離れて取る。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.