YOU SAID:
Tommy has Colleen and Gonorrhea now!
INTO JAPANESE
トミーは、コリーンと淋病を今持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tommy now has gonorrhea and Colleen!
INTO JAPANESE
トミー淋病、コリーンになりました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tommy gonorrhea, Colleen!
INTO JAPANESE
トミー淋病、コリーン!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tommy gonorrhea, Colleen!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.