YOU SAID:
Tomato sauce is red, road loves you, and hair is blond.
INTO JAPANESE
トマトソースは赤く、ロードはあなたを愛し、髪はブロンドです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tomato sauce is red, Lord loves you, and your hair is blonde.
INTO JAPANESE
トマトソースは赤く、主はあなたを愛しており、あなたの髪はブロンドです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tomato sauce is red, the Lord loves you, and your hair is blonde.
INTO JAPANESE
トマトソースは赤く、主はあなたを愛し、あなたの髪は金髪です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tomato sauce is red, the Lord loves you, and your hair is blonde.
You should move to Japan!