YOU SAID:
tom smells of poo and wee
INTO JAPANESE
トムとうんちと匂い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tom and a cigar smell
INTO JAPANESE
トムと葉巻の匂い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The smell of Tom and the cigar
INTO JAPANESE
トムと葉巻の匂い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The smell of Tom and the cigar
That didn't even make that much sense in English.