YOU SAID:
Tom is sitting in the corner munching crisps and not drinking moist beer
INTO JAPANESE
トムはポテトチップスをむしゃむしゃとしていて、湿ったビールを飲んでいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tom is addicted to potato chips and is not drinking damp beer.
INTO JAPANESE
トムはポテトチップスにはまっていて、湿ったビールを飲んでいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tom is addicted to potato chips and is not drinking damp beer.
You should move to Japan!