YOU SAID:
Tom and Archie’s one sided relationship is unhealthy
INTO JAPANESE
トムとアーチーの一方的な関係は健康ではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unilateral relationship between Tom and Archie is not healthy
INTO JAPANESE
スウィンギングは健康ではありません
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Swinging is not healthy
INTO JAPANESE
スウィンギングは健康ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Swinging is not healthy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.