YOU SAID:

toes yondering sogginess dont accelerate unless tipsy

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つま先がよろめく濡れてしまっては、ひっくり返らない限り加速しない

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If your toes get staggering and wet, they won't accelerate unless you flip them over.

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つま先がふらふらして濡れても、ひっくり返さない限り加速しません。

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Even if your toes are wobbly and wet, they will not accelerate unless you turn them over.

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つま先がぐらぐらして濡れていても、ひっくり返さない限り加速しません。

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Even if your toes are wobbly and wet, they won't accelerate unless you flip them over.

INTO JAPANESE

つま先がぐらぐらして濡れていても、ひっくり返さない限り加速しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Even if your toes are wobbly and wet, they won't accelerate unless you flip them over.