YOU SAID:

Toes are the weirdest little things, like tiny, short fingers that are absolutely useless.

INTO JAPANESE

つま先は、絶対に役に立たない小さな、短い指のような奇妙なささいなことです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Toe is an odd little things like small, short fingers absolutely useless.

INTO JAPANESE

つま先は、絶対に役に立たない小さい、短い指のような奇妙な小さなことです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Toe is an odd little things like small, short fingers absolutely useless.