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toenails are the funniest thing on this planet, funnier than fingernails

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足の爪は爪よりも面白く、この惑星の最もおかしい事です。

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Toenail is more interest than nails, this planet's funniest.

INTO JAPANESE

足の爪は爪、この惑星の最もおかしいよりも興味あります。

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Toenail nails, this planet's funniest than interest.

INTO JAPANESE

足の爪の爪、この惑星の興味より面白い。

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Toenail nails, more interesting than the interest on this planet.

INTO JAPANESE

足の爪の爪、この惑星上の関心よりもっと面白い。

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Toenail nails, this planet more interesting than interest.

INTO JAPANESE

足の爪の爪、この惑星の関心よりも面白い。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Toenail nails, more interesting than the interest on this planet.

INTO JAPANESE

足の爪の爪、この惑星上の関心よりもっと面白い。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Toenail nails, this planet more interesting than interest.

INTO JAPANESE

足の爪の爪、この惑星の関心よりも面白い。