YOU SAID:
Today we smacked some pineapples
INTO JAPANESE
今日はパイナップルを叩きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I hit a pineapple.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はパイナップルに当たった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit a pineapple today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日パイナップルを打った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit a pineapple today.
You should move to Japan!