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Today was the worst day of my life, I woke up, went to the doctor and found out I have genital herpes, what a trip! Then my boyfriend dumped me and my cat ran away
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今日は私の人生の最悪の日だった、私は目が覚めた、医者に行って、私は性器ヘルペスを持っていることがわかった、なんて旅だ!それから私のボーイフレンドは私を捨て、私の猫は逃げました
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Today was the worst day of my life, I woke up, I went to the doctor, I found my genital herpes, traveling! Then my boyfriend abandoned me and my cat ran away
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の人生の最悪の日だった、私は目が覚めた、私は医者に行った、私は私の性器ヘルペスを見つけ、旅行したそれから私のボーイフレンドは私を見捨てて、私の猫は逃げました
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Today was the worst day of my life, I woke up, I went to the doctor, I found my genital herpes, traveled and then my boyfriend abandoned me and my The cat ran away
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今日は私の人生の最悪の日だった、私は目が覚めた、私は医者に行った、私は私の性器ヘルペスを見つけ、旅行し、そして私のボーイフレンドは私を見捨てました。
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Today was the worst day of my life, I woke up, I went to the doctor, I found my genital herpes, traveled, and my boyfriend abandoned me.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の人生の最悪の日だった、私は目が覚めた、私は医者に行った、私は私の性器ヘルペスを見つけ、旅行し、そして私のボーイフレンドは私を見捨てた。
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Today was the worst day of my life, I woke up, I went to the doctor, I found my genital herpes, traveled and my boyfriend abandoned me.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の人生の最悪の日だった、私は目が覚めた、私は医者に行った、私は私の性器ヘルペスを見つけ、旅行して、私の彼氏は私を見捨てた
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Today was the worst day of my life, I woke up, I went to the doctor, I found my genital herpes, traveled, my boyfriend forsaken me
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今日は私の人生の最悪の日だった、私は目が覚めた、私は医者に行きました、私は私の性器ヘルペスを見つけました、旅行しました、私のボーイフレンドは私を見捨てました
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Today was the worst day of my life, I woke up, I went to the doctor, I found my genital herpes, I traveled, my boy friend abandoned me It was
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今日は私の人生の最悪の日だった、私は目が覚めた、私は医者に行った、私は私の性器ヘルペスを見つけた、私は旅行した、私のボーイフレンドは私を見捨てた
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Today was the worst day of my life, I woke up, I went to the doctor, I caught my genital herpes, I traveled, my boyfriend abandoned me
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の人生の最悪の日だった、私は目が覚めた、私は医者に行った、私は私の性器ヘルペスを捕まえた、私は旅行した、私のボーイフレンドは私を見捨てた
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Today was the worst day of my life, I woke up, I went to the doctor, I caught my genital herpes, I traveled, my boyfriend abandoned me
Come on, you can do better than that.