YOU SAID:

Today was terrible bro. My soda was flat, i ran over a squirrel, and i burnt my waffle.

INTO JAPANESE

今日はひどい兄だった。私のソーダは平らで、リスの上を走り、私はワッフルを焼いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was a terrible older brother. My soda was flat, I ran over the squirrel and I baked a waffle.

INTO JAPANESE

今日はひどい兄。私のソーダ、リスを動かした、ワッフルを焼きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was a terrible brother. I moved my soda, squirrel, waffles.

INTO JAPANESE

今日はひどい兄弟。私のソーダ、リス、ワッフル移転。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was a terrible brother. My soda, squirrel, Waffle transfer.

INTO JAPANESE

今日はひどい兄弟。私のソーダ、リス、ワッフル転送。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was a terrible brother. My soda, squirrel, Waffle transfer.