YOU SAID:
Today my husband had a camera stuck down his throat
INTO JAPANESE
今日私の夫はカメラを持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today my husband had a camera.
INTO JAPANESE
実は...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually, Celeste...
INTO JAPANESE
実は...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually, Celeste...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.