YOU SAID:
Today is yesterday's tomorrow but tomorrow it will be the day after tomorrow's yesterday
INTO JAPANESE
今日は昨日の明日ですが、明日は明日の翌日となります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is yesterday tomorrow, but tomorrow will be the day after tomorrow
INTO JAPANESE
今日は明日は昨日ですが、明日は明後日となります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is yesterday tomorrow, but tomorrow will be the day after tomorrow
You should move to Japan!