YOU SAID:
today is the day where the tall people are short and the short people are big
INTO JAPANESE
今日は背の高い人が背が低く、背の低い人が大きい日です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is a day when the taller are shorter and the shorter are bigger.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は背の高い方が短く、短い方が大きい日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is a shorter day for the taller and a bigger day for the shorter.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は背の高い方にとっては短い日であり、短い方にとっては長い日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is a short day for the taller and a long day for the shorter.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は背の高い方にとっては短い日であり、短い方にとっては長い日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is a short day for the taller and a long day for the shorter.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.