YOU SAID:

today is the day that my dog pooped on me

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今日は私の犬が私に疲れ果てた日です。

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This is the day today that my dog was exhausted me.

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これは、日私の犬だった今日の疲れ。

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It's the day my dog was tired.

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私の犬は疲れていた日です。

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My dog is tired.

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私の犬は疲れています。

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Is my dog tired.

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私の疲れている犬です。

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It is tired of my dog.

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それは私の犬の疲れています。

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I am getting tired of my dog.

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私は、私の犬は疲れています。

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I am tired my dog.

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私は疲れて私の犬。

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I'm tired of my dog.

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私の犬が飽きた。

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I got tired of my dog.

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私の犬が飽きた。

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I got tired of my dog.