YOU SAID:
Today is the birthday of my bitchy ex girlfriend
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の不機嫌そうな元ガールフレンドの誕生日です
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Today is my grumpy a former girlfriend of birthday
INTO JAPANESE
今日は誕生日の私の気難しい元恋人であります
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There in my grumpy ex-girlfriend of birthday today
INTO JAPANESE
そこ誕生日の私の気難しいの元恋人で、今日
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In my grumpy ex-girlfriend of there birthday, today
INTO JAPANESE
そこに誕生日の私の気難しいの元恋人で、今日
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In my grumpy ex-girlfriend of there birthday, today
That's deep, man.