YOU SAID:
Today is Saturday so eat a pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
今日土曜日だからピザを食べるです。
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Eat pizza today is Saturday and it is.
INTO JAPANESE
ピザを食べて今日は土曜日で。
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Today is Saturday, eating pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は土曜日、ピザを食べるします。
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Today is Saturday, eating pizza the.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は土曜日、ピザを食べて。
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Today is Saturday, eating pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は土曜日、ピザを食べるします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is Saturday, eating pizza the.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は土曜日、ピザを食べて。
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