YOU SAID:
Today is our Friday and everybody else is Thursday. I don't have any money. I don't gotta go anywhere peace-loving dorence. It's like 5 minutes, it's 3 minutes, right?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私たちにとっては金曜日で、他の人は木曜日です。お金がありません。どこにも行かなくていいんです、平和を愛するドレンス。5分くらい、いや3分くらいですよね?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is Friday for us, Thursday for others. We have no money. We don't have to go anywhere, peace-loving Drenth. It will take about five minutes, or maybe three, right?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私たちにとっては金曜日ですが、他の人にとっては木曜日です。お金はありません。平和を愛するドレンスさん、どこにも行かなくていいんです。5分か、3分くらいで着くでしょう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is Friday for us, but Thursday for others. We have no money. Peace-loving Drenth, you don't have to go anywhere. It will take you five minutes, maybe three minutes.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私たちにとっては金曜日ですが、他の人にとっては木曜日です。私たちにはお金がありません。平和を愛するドレンスさん、どこにも行かなくていいですよ。5分、いや3分で行けますよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is Friday for us, but Thursday for others. We have no money. Peace-loving Drenth, you don't have to go anywhere. It will take you five minutes, or even three.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私たちにとっては金曜日ですが、他の人にとっては木曜日です。私たちにはお金がありません。平和を愛するドレンス、あなたはどこにも行かなくていいのです。5分、いや3分でもかかります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is Friday for us, but Thursday for others. We have no money. Peace-loving Drenth, you don't have to go anywhere. It will take you five minutes, or even three.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.