YOU SAID:
Today is my birthday and mom got me a donkey!
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の誕生日、お母さんは私のロバを得た!
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Today is my birthday, my mom got my ass!
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の誕生日、私の母は私のお尻を持って!
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Today is my birthday, my mother has my ass!
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の誕生日、私の母は私のお尻!
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Today is my birthday, my mother's my butt!
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の誕生日、私の母の私のお尻!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today's my birthday, my mom my butt!
INTO JAPANESE
今日の私の誕生日は、私の母私のお尻!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today's my birthday, my mother my butt!
INTO JAPANESE
今日の私の誕生日は、私の母私のお尻!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today's my birthday, my mother my butt!
Come on, you can do better than that.