Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Today is going to be the day I die

INTO JAPANESE

今日は私が死ぬ日になるだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today will be the day when I will die

INTO JAPANESE

今日は私が死ぬ日です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today is the day I will die

INTO JAPANESE

今日は俺が死ぬ日ではない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today is not the day I die.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は俺が死ぬ日ではない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today is not the day I die.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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