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YOU SAID:

today I will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie!

INTO JAPANESE

今日私は瞬間に生きるでしょう、それが不快なら、私はクッキーを食べます！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I will live in the moment, if it is uncomfortable, I will eat cookies!

INTO JAPANESE

今日私は瞬間に生きるだろう、もしそれが不快なら、私はクッキーを食べるだろう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I will live in the moment, if it is uncomfortable, I will eat cookies!

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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