YOU SAID:
Today i will eat a potato with no hair on its back.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私はその背中に無毛でポテトを食べるようになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, I will eat a potato in the hairless on the back.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私は背中に毛のないポテトを食べるようになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, I will eat a hairless potatoes on his back.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私は彼の背中に毛のないジャガイモを食べるようになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, I will eat a hairless potatoes on his back.
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