YOU SAID:
Today I went to the shops, this was because I really needed some milk. On the way to the shop I saw a small boy. The cretin asked me to play football, I responded by kicking him in the face.
INTO JAPANESE
今日お店に行きました、私は本当にいくつかの牛乳を必要なので、これは。店への道には、小さな男の子を見かけました。されている卑劣はサッカーをプレイする私に尋ねた、私は顔の彼を蹴ることによって答えた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today went to the store, so I needed some really milk it is. On the way to the store, I saw a little boy. Sneaky has been asked me to play football, I responded by kicking him in the face.
INTO JAPANESE
それは本当にミルクを必要なので、今日は店に行きました。店に行く途中、私は小さな男の子を見た。私は顔の彼を蹴ることによって答えたサッカーをプレイする私卑劣が求められています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It really needed the milk went to the store today. On the way to the store, I saw a little boy. I play soccer responded by kicking him in the face and I are looking cowardly.
INTO JAPANESE
それは本当にミルクが必要な店に今日行った。店に行く途中、私は小さな男の子を見た。私は再生サッカー顔の彼を蹴ることによって答えた、私は臆病な探しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It really needed the milk went to the store today. On the way to the store, I saw a little boy. I responded by kicking him playing soccer face, timid I am looking for.
INTO JAPANESE
それは本当にミルクが必要な店に今日行った。店に行く途中、私は小さな男の子を見た。私は、再生サッカーの顔、臆病な私を探して彼を蹴ることによって答えた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It really needed the milk went to the store today. On the way to the store, I saw a little boy. I responded by kicking his face playing football, my timid looking.
INTO JAPANESE
それは本当にミルクが必要な店に今日行った。店に行く途中、私は小さな男の子を見た。私はサッカー、私の臆病な探している彼の顔を蹴ることによって答えた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It really needed the milk went to the store today. On the way to the store, I saw a little boy. My football, I cowardly responded by kicking him looking face.
INTO JAPANESE
それは本当にミルクが必要な店に今日行った。店に行く途中、私は小さな男の子を見た。私のサッカー、臆病な私は顔を見て彼を蹴ることによって答えた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It really needed the milk went to the store today. On the way to the store, I saw a little boy. My football, I cowardly replied by kicking his face.
INTO JAPANESE
それは本当にミルクが必要な店に今日行った。店に行く途中、私は小さな男の子を見た。私のサッカー、臆病な私は彼の顔を蹴ることによって答えた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It really needed the milk went to the store today. On the way to the store, I saw a little boy. My football, I cowardly replied by kicking his face.
You should move to Japan!