YOU SAID:
today i went on a walk and slapped a girl
INTO JAPANESE
今日私は散歩に行って女の子を平手打ちしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I went for a walk and slapped a girl
INTO JAPANESE
今日私は散歩に行って女の子を平手打ちしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I went for a walk and slapped a girl
That didn't even make that much sense in English.