YOU SAID:
today i want to set fire to my cat and eat it
INTO JAPANESE
今日は猫に火をつけて食べたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to light a cat and eat it today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は猫に火をつけて食べたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to light a cat and eat it today.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.