YOU SAID:
today i tried to commit suicide. I nearly died so i will never do it again
INTO JAPANESE
今日は自殺しようと思います。もうないだろうので、私はほぼ死亡
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would try to commit suicide today. No longer would I almost died
INTO JAPANESE
今日自殺ましょう。もはや、私はほとんど死亡
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Commit suicide today let us. No longer, I almost died
INTO JAPANESE
今日私たちは自殺します。もはや、私はほとんど死亡
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today we committed suicide. No longer, I almost died
INTO JAPANESE
今日、我々 は自殺を託した。もはや、私はほとんど死亡
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, we committed suicide. No longer, I almost died
INTO JAPANESE
今日、我々 は自殺を託した。もはや、私はほとんど死亡
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, we committed suicide. No longer, I almost died
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