YOU SAID:

Today I took a test of the Latin variety and I probably failed it horribly, however my Irish lunch for whatever reason decided to jump off my plate and kill my sister for some reason that I don’t know.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、ラテン語の様々 なテストを受けたと私はおそらくそれを恐ろしく失敗、私のプレートをオフにジャンプし、私は知らないいくつかの理由私の妹を殺すことを決めた私のアイルランドの何らかの理由で昼食します。