YOU SAID:
today i peed in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私のズボンに小便をしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today we had the pee in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私のズボンにおしっこをしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, the pee in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私のズボンにおしっこ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, the pee in my pants.
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