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Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子が"彼のおなかに火山を作るに重曹の束を飲み込んだので毒物管理をせざるをえませんでした.
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Today, idiot son "could have swallowed a bunch of baking soda to make a volcano in his tummy, so poison control.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子"がいるの束を飲み込んだ重曹彼のおなかに火山を作る、だから毒をコントロールします。
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Today, idiot son "swallowed a bunch of that baking soda make a volcano in his tummy, so poison control.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子"の束を飲み込んだ重曹する火山の彼のおなか、だから毒コントロール。
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Today, idiot son "of the volcano to the baking soda that swallowed a bunch of his tummy, so poison control.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子"彼のおなか、だから毒コントロールの束を飲み込んだ重曹に火山。
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Today, idiot son "swallowed a bunch of poison control his tummy, so baking soda volcano.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子"の束を飲み込んだ毒制御彼のおなか、そんな重曹火山。
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Today, idiot son "of the bunch swallowed poison control his tummy, so baking soda volcanoes.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子"束の嚥下の毒は、ベーキング ソーダ火山、彼のおなかを制御します。
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Today, idiot son "swallowing a bunch of poison, a baking soda volcano, his tummy control.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、あのバカ息子と「毒、重曹の火山、彼のおなかコントロール束を飲み込みます。
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Today, idiot son and "swallow poison, baking soda volcano, his tummy control bunch.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子と「毒、重曹火山彼のおなかコントロールの束を飲み込みます。
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Today, idiot son and "swallow poison a baking soda volcano a bunch of his tummy control.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子と「ツバメ毒重曹火山彼おなかコントロールの束。
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Today, idiot son and "swallow poison baking soda volcano his bunch of tummy control.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子と「ベーキング ソーダ火山おなかコントロールの束を毒を飲み込みます。
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Today, idiot son and "swallow poison a bunch of baking soda volcano tummy control.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子と「ツバメ毒重曹火山おなかコントロールの束。
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Today, idiot son and see a bunch of swallows poison baking soda volcano tummy control.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子、ツバメの束を参照してください重曹火山おなかコントロールも毒します。
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Today, see a bunch of idiot son, swallow baking soda volcano tummy control 毒shimasu.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、馬鹿息子の束を見る、重曹火山おなかコントロール毒shimasu を飲み込みます。
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Baking soda volcano tummy control poison shimasu you see today, a bunch of idiot son, then swallow.
INTO JAPANESE
重曹火山おなかコントロール有害しますあなたが今日見る、あのバカ息子の束を飲み込みます。
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Swallow a bunch of baking soda volcano tummy control poison you see today, idiot son.
INTO JAPANESE
重曹火山おなかコントロールする馬鹿息子を見て今日、毒の束を飲み込みます。
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Today, swallow a bunch of poison at the baking soda volcano tummy control you idiot son.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、ツバメ重曹火山おなかで毒の束は馬鹿息子を制御します。
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Today, at swallow baking soda volcano tummy control the idiot son is a bunch of poison.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、ツバメ重曹火山おなかコントロールで馬鹿息子は毒の束です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, swallow baking soda volcano tummy control idiot son is a bunch of poison.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、ツバメ重曹火山おなかコントロール馬鹿息子は毒の束です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, the swallow baking soda volcano tummy control idiot son is a bunch of poison.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、ツバメ重曹火山おなかコントロール馬鹿息子は毒の束です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, the swallow baking soda volcano tummy control idiot son is a bunch of poison.
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