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Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to make a volcano in his tummy.

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今日では、愚息の火山は、彼のおなかに重曹の束を飲み込んだので毒物管理をせざるをえませんでした。

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Today, courageous volcano swallowed a bunch of baking soda in his tummy, so forced to poison control.

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今日、勇気ある火山は毒のコントロールを余儀なくので、彼のおなかに重曹の束を飲み込んだ。

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Volcano today, courageous was forced to poison control, swallowed a bunch of baking soda in his tummy.

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今日、勇気ある火山は毒物管理が余儀なくされた、彼のおなかに重曹の束を飲み込んだ。

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Poison control was forced, his tummy swallowed a bunch of baking soda volcano today, courageous.

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毒制御が余儀なくされた、彼のおなかは重曹火山今日、勇気の束を飲み込んだ。

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Poison control was forced, his tummy is baking soda volcano today, courage that swallowed a bunch.

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毒制御が余儀なくされた、彼のおなかは束を飲み込んだ重曹火山今日、勇気です。

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Poison control was forced, his tummy is baking soda volcano that swallowed a bunch today, courage.

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毒制御が余儀なくされた、彼のおなかは束の今日、勇気を飲み込んだ重曹火山です。

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Poison control was forced, his tummy is swallowed the courage today, a bunch of baking soda volcano.

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毒制御が余儀なくされた、彼のおなかを飲み込んだ今日勇気、重曹火山の束。

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Swallowed poison control was forced, his tummy today a bunch of baking soda volcano, courage.

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嚥下の毒制御が余儀なくされた、彼のおなか今日重曹火山、勇気の束。

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Swallowing poison control was forced, his stomach today with a bunch of baking soda volcano, courage.

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嚥下の毒制御が余儀なくされた、重曹火山、勇気の束が今日彼の胃。

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Swallowing poison control was a bunch of baking soda volcano, courage forced today in his stomach.

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嚥下の毒制御は、重曹火山、今日彼の胃で強制勇気の束だった。

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Swallowing poison control baking soda volcano, in his stomach a bunch of forced courage today.

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強制勇気今日の束彼の胃の中の嚥下毒コントロール重曹火山。

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A bunch of forced courage today in his stomach while swallowing poison control baking soda volcano.

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毒制御重曹火山を嚥下しながら彼の胃で今日強制勇気の束。

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While swallowing poison control baking soda volcano in his stomach today forced a bunch of courage.

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毒制御を嚥下しながら彼の胃でベーキング ソーダ火山は今日勇気の束を強制しました。

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While swallowing poison control in his stomach a baking soda volcano today forced a bunch of courage.

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一方、今日彼の胃重曹火山で毒コントロールを飲み込む勇気の束を余儀なくされました。

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It was forced to a bunch of courage, on the other hand, today at his stomach baking soda volcano swallowed poison control.

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それは、勇気の束が余儀なくされた一方で、今日彼の胃の重曹岳毒コントロールを飲み込んだ。

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On the other hand it forced a bunch of courage today swallowed his stomach baking soda volcano poison control.

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一方ではそれは強制勇気の束は今日彼の胃の重曹火山毒コントロールを飲み込んだ。

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On the other hand it is a bunch of forced courage today swallowed his stomach baking soda volcano poison control.

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一方、強制勇気の束は、今日彼の胃の重曹火山毒コントロールを飲み込んだです。

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On the other hand, a bunch of forced courage today swallowed his stomach baking soda volcano poison control is.

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その一方で、強制勇気の束は、今日彼の胃を飲み込んだ重曹火山毒コントロールです。

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On the other hand, forcing brave bunch is baking soda volcano poison control swallowed his stomach today.

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一方、強制的に勇敢な束は重曹火山毒制御は、今日彼の胃を飲み込んだです。

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On the other hand, is forced to brave bunch baking soda volcano poison control today swallowed his stomach is.

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一方では勇敢な束重曹火山毒コントロールさせる彼の胃は、今日を飲み込んだ。

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On the other hand are a brave bunch baking soda volcano poison control to his stomach, swallowed today.

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一方が彼の胃に、今日を飲み込んだの勇敢な束重曹火山毒コントロールです。