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Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy."

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今日、馬鹿息子は、「彼のおなかに火山を作る」重曹の束を飲み込んだので毒物管理をせざるをえませんでした。

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Today, idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda "make a volcano in his tummy" so forced to poison control.

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今日、馬鹿息子は、毒をコントロールするので強制「彼のおなかに火山を作る」重曹の束を飲み込んだ。

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Seize today, idiot son, poison control, so that swallowed a bunch of baking soda "make a volcano in his tummy".

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「彼のおなかに火山を作る」重曹の束を飲み込んだので、今日、馬鹿息子、毒制御をつかみます。

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Swallowed a bunch of baking soda "make a volcano in his tummy" so today, grab the idiot son, and poison control.

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束を飲み込んだ重曹「彼のおなかに火山を作る」ので、今日、馬鹿息子をつかむし、毒をコントロール。

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Baking soda that swallowed a bunch today, grab a idiot son "make a volcano in his tummy" so the poison control.

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今日、束を飲み込んだ重曹が馬鹿息子をグラブすると毒を制御に「火山は、彼のおなか」。

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To grab the idiot son swallowed a bunch today, baking soda and is controlled in the volcano's belly of his poison.

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馬鹿をつかむため息子は束の今日、ベーキング ソーダを飲み込んだ、毒の火山のお腹の中で制御されます。

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Grab a stupid son is controlled in the belly of the volcanoes in the venom of a bunch today, swallowed the baking soda,.

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愚かな息子は、今日、束の毒で火山の腹で制御をつかむは、ベーキング ソーダを飲み込んだ。

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A stupid son is today, with a bunch of poison in the volcano's belly to seize control, swallowed the baking soda.

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愚かな息子は今日、制御を強制する火山の腹の中に毒の束と、ベーキング ソーダを飲み込んだ。

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Baking soda and a bunch of poison swallowed in the belly of the volcano today to force the control is foolish.

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コントロールを強制的に今日の火山の腹の中に飲み込んだ毒束および重曹はばかげています。

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A bunch of poison swallowed in the belly of the volcano today to force control and baking soda is ludicrous.

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毒制御とベーキング ソーダを強制的に今日の火山の腹の中に飲み込んだの束は滑稽です。

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Poison control and baking soda swallowed in the belly of the volcano today to force flux is ludicrous.

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毒制御とフラックスを強制的に今日の火山の腹の中に飲み込んだ重曹は滑稽です。

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Baking soda swallowed in the belly of the volcano today forced to poison control and flux is ludicrous.

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今日毒コントロールとフラックスを余儀なく火山の腹の中に飲み込んだ重曹は滑稽です。

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Baking soda today poison control and flux forced in the belly of a volcano swallowed is ludicrous.

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重曹今日毒コントロールと飲み込んだ火山の腹の中を余儀なくフラックスは滑稽です。

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In the belly of a volcano swallowed poison control and the baking soda today forced flux is ludicrous.

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火山の腹で嚥下の毒制御とフラックスを今日強制重曹は滑稽です。

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In the belly of the volcano swallowing poison control and flux today forced baking soda is ludicrous.

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火山の腹で嚥下の毒制御とベーキング ソーダを今日強制フラックスは滑稽です。

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Volcano with baking soda and swallowing poison control today force flux is ludicrous.

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重曹と毒物管理今日力フラックスを嚥下で火山は滑稽です。

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Baking soda and poison management today the power flux in swallowing volcano is ludicrous.

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重曹と毒劇物管理嚥下火山パワー フラックス今日は滑稽です。

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Baking soda and poisonous and deleterious substances control swallowing volcano power flux is ludicrous today.

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ベーキング ソーダと火山パワー フラックスを嚥下毒物及び劇物管理今日ばかげています。

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Baking soda and volcanic power flux swallowing poisonous and deleterious substances control today's silly.

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重曹と毒物及び劇物を嚥下火山エネルギー流束は、今日の愚かを制御します。

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Poisonous and deleterious substances with baking soda swallowing volcanic energy flux over the stupid today.

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火山のエネルギーを嚥下重曹と毒物及び劇物物質フラックスばか今日。

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Volcanic energy a fool swallow baking soda and poisonous and deleterious substances flux today.

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火山のエネルギー馬鹿ツバメ重曹と毒物及び劇物は今日フラックスします。