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today i had my ray banns eaten and regurgitated

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今日の私のレイの結婚予告食べるし、逆流を持っていた

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Had the reflux, and eat my Lei banns

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、逆流があったし、私のレイの結婚予告を食べる

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, And had reflux, eat my Lei banns

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、私のレイの結婚予告を食べる、逆流があったと

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, And had reflux, eat my Lei banns