YOU SAID:
today I got constipated because someone gave me a food that was very ridiculous and now I have to eat bran for breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私に非常にばかげた食べ物をくれたので、今日は便秘になりました、そして今は朝食にふすまを食べなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone gave me a very ridiculous food so I became constipated today, and now I have to eat bran for breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私に非常にばかげた食べ物をくれたので、今日便秘になり、今は朝食にふすまを食べなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone gave me very ridiculous food, so I became constipated today and now I have to eat bran for breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私に非常にばかげた食べ物をくれたので、今日便秘になり、今は朝食にふすまを食べなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone gave me very ridiculous food, so I became constipated today and now I have to eat bran for breakfast.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.