YOU SAID:
Today I found out that if murder is considered a crime, all involved parties get punished because the dead person is, well, dead, and the murderer goes to jail for life.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私は、殺人が犯罪と見なされた場合、死んだ人は死んでおり、殺人者は終身刑に処せられるため、関係者全員が罰せられることを知りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, I know that if a murder is considered a crime, the dead will be dead and the murderer will be sentenced to life imprisonment and all involved will be punished.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、殺人が犯罪と見なされた場合、死者は死に、殺人者は終身刑を宣告され、関係者全員が罰せられることを私は知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, I know that if a murder is considered a crime, the dead will die, the murderer will be sentenced to life imprisonment, and everyone involved will be punished.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、殺人が犯罪と見なされた場合、死者は死に、殺人者は終身刑を宣告され、関係者全員が罰せられることを私は知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, I know that if a murder is considered a crime, the dead will die, the murderer will be sentenced to life imprisonment, and everyone involved will be punished.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.