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today i died the next day i died tomorrow i will live the day after that i will live in a cow i like cows they milk funny spicy delicious cows cows cows cows the clock is farting parts i am eating dinner food for life

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今日私は明日死んだ翌日私はその日の後に生きる私は牛のように私は牛のように私は生きるだろう彼らは面白い辛いおいしい牛

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Today the day I died tomorrow I will live after that day I like cattle I like the cows I will live They are interesting hot spicy delicious cattle

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今日私は明日死んだ日私はその日の後に生きる私は生きる牛が好き私は生きる

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Today I am dead tomorrow I will live after that day I like cattle live I live

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今日私は明日死んでいるその日の後に生きる

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Today I live after that day I am dying tomorrow

INTO JAPANESE

今日私は明日死んでいるその日の後に住んでいます

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Today I live after that day I am dying tomorrow