YOU SAID:
today i died the next day i died tomorrow i will live the day after that i will live in a cow
INTO JAPANESE
今日私は明日亡くなった次の日私はその後の日に住んでいるだろう私は牛に住んでいるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today the day after I passed away tomorrow the next day I will live on the following day I will live in a cow
INTO JAPANESE
今日は明日亡くなった翌日、翌日は私は牛に住んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The day after my death tomorrow, the next day I live in a cow
INTO JAPANESE
明後日、牛に住んでいる次の日
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The day after tomorrow, the next day I live in a cow
INTO JAPANESE
明後日、翌日私は牛に住んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The day after tomorrow, next day I live in a cow
INTO JAPANESE
明後日、翌日私は牛に住んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The day after tomorrow, next day I live in a cow
That didn't even make that much sense in English.