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Today, i ate some tasty bacon, then I prayed. It was epic, and I had fun eating it. Tomorrow, I will drink beer
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私はおいしいベーコンを食べてから、祈りました。それは壮大で、私はそれを食べるのが楽しかったです。明日、ビールを飲みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, I prayed after eating delicious bacon. It was magnificent and I enjoyed eating it. I'll have a beer tomorrow
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私はおいしいベーコンを食べた後に祈りました。それは素晴らしく、私はそれを食べて楽しんだ。明日ビールを飲むよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I prayed after eating delicious bacon. It was great and I enjoyed eating it. I will drink beer tomorrow
INTO JAPANESE
今日はおいしいベーコンを食べてから祈りました。それは素晴らしかったし、私はそれを食べて楽しんだ。明日ビールを飲みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I prayed after eating delicious bacon today. It was great and I enjoyed eating it. Drink beer tomorrow
INTO JAPANESE
今日はおいしいベーコンを食べてから祈りました。それは素晴らしかったし、私はそれを食べて楽しんだ。明日ビールを飲む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I prayed after eating delicious bacon today. It was great and I enjoyed eating it. Drink beer tomorrow
You should move to Japan!