YOU SAID:
Today I ate my sister
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の妹を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I ate my sister
INTO JAPANESE
他には? とんでもなく イカれてる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lied to my sister.
INTO JAPANESE
他には? とんでもなく イカれてる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lied to my sister.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.